超短爆笑英文小笑话大全

民间笑话是一种颇受人们喜爱的民间叙事类型,材料丰富,有广泛的现实基础。但是它却一直被学界视为不登大雅之堂的小众,研究工作相对薄弱。小编分享超短爆笑英文小笑话，希望可以帮助大家!

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Mississippian

A Mississippian came home and found his house on fire, he rushed next door, telephoned the firedepartment and shouted, "Hurry over here. My house is on fire!"

"OK," replied the fireman, "how do we get there?"

"Shucks, don't you still have those big red trucks?"

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Movie Groups

Why do folks in Kentucky go to the movie theater in groups of 18 or more? 'Cuz 17 and under not admitted.

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Tire Tracks

How long does a redneck cook his meat? Until the tire tracks disappear.

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Break In The Bride

A Texan and his bride ask the hotel desk clerk for a room, telling him they just got married that morning.

"Congratulations!" says the clerk. Looking at the cowboy, he asks, "Would you like the bridal then?"

"Naw, thanks," says the cowboy. "I reckon I'll just hold her by the ears 'til she gets the hang of it.

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Peanut

Why does a redneck have a brain the size of a peanut in the summer?

Because it dilates.

超短爆笑英文小笑话：Flea... Can You Hear Me?

A redneck's trying to become a naturalist. First, he decides to study the flea. He takes a flea and puts it on a white piece of paper and yells: "JUMP!"

The flea jumps, so the redneck cuts his legs off.

"JUMP!", he yells. But this time the flea doesn't jump.

Pleased with himself, the redneck writes in his entry book: "After having his legs cut off, the flea became deaf."