有关英文笑话短文简短

2017-06-01

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有关简短的英文笑话短文篇1

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me,Johnny.

老师: 约翰尼,在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

Johnny: It's there , sir.

约翰尼: 先生,在这儿。

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

老师: 对了。萨默,你来回答是谁发现了澳大利亚?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

萨默: 先生,是约翰尼。

有关简短的英文笑话短文篇2

Teacher: What is the plural of man,Tom?

老师: 汤姆,“男人”这个词的复数形式是什么?

Tom: Men.

汤姆:男人们。

Teacher: Good. And the plural of child?

老师: 答得好。那“孩子”的复数形式呢?

Tom : Twins.

汤姆: 双胞胎。

有关简短的英文笑话短文篇3

An older lady gets undressed and starts to get into the bathtub. She gets about halfway into the tub and thinks, "Was I getting into the tub or getting out?”

一个上了年纪的女人脱了衣服准备去洗澡。她刚把一只脚迈进浴缸就想:我是打算进去呢?还是正要出去?

She calls out, "Bernice! Was I getting into the bathtub or getting out?"

她大声喊:“伯尼斯!我这是正要去洗澡还是打算要出来呢?”

Bernice says, "Well I don’t know. I' 11 have to come up and look.” Bernice starts walking up the stairs to the bathroom, gets halfway up and thinks to herself, “Was I going up the stairs or down? " She calls out "Sally! Was I going up or down the stairs?”

伯尼斯说:“我不知道,我这就上去看看。”伯尼斯开始往楼上的浴室走,走到一半时想到:我这是要上楼呢还是下楼?她大喊:“莎莉!我这是要上楼呢还是要下楼呢?”

Sally, who is just being with Bernice down in the living room calls back,“How should I know?” and thinks to herself, “I' m glad I’m not losing my mind like the other people in this house.”

刚还和伯尼斯在楼下客厅里的莎莉喊:“我怎么知道?”她自己想:我真的很高兴我不像这个屋子里的其它人一样没记性。

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