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关于经典中英文笑话篇一
没去钓鱼的奇论
Young Johnny turned up late for Sunday school one morning and the teacher wanted to know why. "Well，I was going to fishing，but my dad wouldn’t let me，"said Johnny.
一天早上，小约翰星期天到学校上学时迟到了，老师想知道是怎么回事。
“I should think not，”replied the teacher."And did your father explain why you should not go fishing on this day2”
“是这样的，我本来要去钓鱼的，但爸爸不让我去。”约翰尼说。
“Oh yeah，”said Johnny.“He said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
“我想今天你爸爸也不会让你钓鱼的，”老师答道。“不过，他向你解释原因了呜?”
“解释了，”约翰尼说，“他说鱼饵不够我们两个人的。”
关于经典中英文笑话篇二
不受处罚
A secondary school student asked his teacher if a person should be punished for something he hadn’t done.“No,”said the teacher. "Of course not.”
一个中学生问老师，一个人该不该为他没做过的事而受罚。
"Good，”said the boy.“I haven’t done my homework.”
老师说:“当然不应该。”
“太好了!”男孩说，“我没做家庭作业。”
关于经典中英文笑话篇三
应用心理学
After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”
"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”
一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”
"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”
年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”
"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”
“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”
"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”
“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”
snort
“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”