关于经典英语小笑话大全

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关于经典英语小笑话篇1

Doctor and Patient

Doctor: How many ears and eyes does a cat have?

Patient: Two of each.

Doctor: And how many legs does it have?

Patient: Say, Doctor, haven't you ever seen a cat?

医生和病人医生：一只猫有几个耳朵和眼睛?病人：都是两个。

医生：那么它有几条腿呢?病人：我说，医生，难道你从来没有见过猫吗?

关于经典英语小笑话篇2

A letter

The nervous mother was worried because she hadn't heard from her son who was away atboarding school. Eventually, however, she received a letter which read:" Dear Mother: They aremaking us write to our parents. Love, Jack."

一封信

一位紧张的母亲特别着急，因为她还没有收到她住寄宿学校的儿子的信。最后，不管怎样，她总算收到了一封信，上面写道：亲爱的妈妈：他们正在让我们给我们的父母写信。爱你的杰克。”

关于经典英语小笑话篇3

No Wonder They Put Her Out

Jenny, (looking at the crying new baby): Has she just come from

heaven?

Mother: Yes.

Jenny: Well, it's no wonder they put her out.

肯定是他们把她赶出来的

(看着不断的哭着的刚出生的婴儿)詹妮问：她是刚从天堂里来吗?

妈妈：是的。

詹妮：嗯，那不用问肯定是他们把她赶出来的。