初一英语简单笑话带翻译

2017-02-21

初一英语简单笑话1：

harry and lloyd were speeding down the road. a police car pulled them over.

哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。

"why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.

“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。

"our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!

“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”

初一英语简单笑话2：

joe and fred were helping to build a house in a village. the weather was very warm, there was a lot of dust everywhere, and by half past twelve, they were very thirsty, so they stopped work to have their lunch. they found the nearest small bar, went in and sat down with their sandwiches.

乔和佛瑞德在一个村子里帮忙盖一间房子。天气很暖和，到处都有许多灰尘。12点半的时候，他们觉得非常口渴，便停下来去吃午饭了。他们找到最近的一家酒吧，走进去坐下吃他们的三明治。

good afternoon, gentlemen. what can i get you? the man behind the bar asked.

下午好，先生。你们想要点什么?柜台后面的伺应问道。

joe looked at fred and said, beer, i think. yes, a pint of beer each. is that all right for you, fred?

乔看了看佛瑞德说：我想，啤酒吧。好，那就每人一品脱啤酒。这样可以吗，佛瑞德?

初一英语简单笑话3：

teacher: what the chemical formula for water is the?

老师：水的分子式是什么?

blonde: hijklmno!!

花瓶：hijklmno!!

teacher: what are you talking about?

老师：你在说什么?

blonde: yesterday you said its h to o!

花瓶：昨天你不是说h to o吗?

初一英语简单笑话4：

after being away on business, tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift.

做完生意回来后，提姆觉得应该给妻子带点什么礼物回去。

“how about some perfume?”he asked the cosmetics clerk. she showed him a $50.00 bottle.

“那些香水怎么卖啊?”他问卖化妆品的售货员。售货员给他展示了一支价值50美元的香水。

“that’s a bit much,”said tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00.

“看起来好像有点贵哦!”提姆说道。于是售货员又拿出一款30美元的香水。

“that’s still quite a bit,”tim complained.

“还是贵了点。”提姆抱怨道。

growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle.

售货员开始有点恼火了，就给提姆一瓶很小的香水，价值15美元。

“what i mean,”said tim, “is i’d like to see something really cheap.”

“我的意思是，”提姆说，“我想看看一些真正便宜的东西。”

the clerk handed him a mirror.

售货员听了后，递给了提姆一面镜子。