有关英文小笑话及翻译欣赏

笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。本文是有关英文小笑话及翻译，希望对大家有帮助!

有关英文小笑话及翻译：What did you do? 你做了什么呢

Girl: While I was going downtown on the tramcar(电车) this morning, the conductorcame along and looked at me as if I hadn't paid my fare.

Boy: Well,what did you do ?

Girl: I looked at him as if I had.

女孩：今天早上我坐电车到市中心时，售票员走过来并注视着我，好像我没有付车钱一样。

男孩：嗯，那你怎么办呢?

女孩：我也注视着她，就好像我付了车费一样。

有关英文小笑话及翻译：Bargain 讨价还价

An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman: "How much this stuff?"

"Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap." The lady said, "It is too much, give it to me for fourteen." "I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven."

"It is still too much," replied the old lady, "give it to me for five."

一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。

她问店员：“这东西要多少钱?”

“七美元，太太，这是很便宜的。”老太太说：“太贵了，十四美元差不多。”

店员忙说：“我没说十七美元，是七美元。”

“还是太贵，”老太太说：“五美元，我就买啦。”

有关英文小笑话及翻译：The Doctor Knows Better

A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital.

His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill."

"I am afraid that he is dead." said the doctor.

Hearing this, the man moved his head and said: "I"m not dead. I"m still alive."

"Be quiet, " said the wife. "the doctor knows better than you!"

一个男人在街上被出租车撞倒送进了医院。他的妻子站在他的床前对医生说：“我想他伤得很厉害。”

医生说：“恐怕他已经死了。”

听到医生的话，这个男人转动着头说：“我没死，我还活着。”

妻子说：“安静，医生比你懂得多。”

有关英文小笑话及翻译：The poor husband 可怜的丈夫

"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the mancomplained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.

“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”

有关英文小笑话及翻译：I am the baby's aunt! 我是孩子的小姨!

Holding a baby in her arms, a woman visited a gynecologist. "Is the baby breast fed or is he on bottle?" asked the doctor. "Breast fed, of course!" replied the woman. "Take off your clothes, please." the doctor ordered. "What? ...But why?" "Don't worry. you're in a gynecology clinic and I'll just do a routine medical check for you." The woman reluctantly took off her clothes. The doctor carefully examined the woman's breasts, groping his fingers around and pressing repeatedly. When finished, the doctor said to the woman:"No wonder the baby is malnourished. You have no milk at all!" The woman replied angrily:"Nonsense! Of course not. I am the baby's aunt!"

一位妇人抱着BABY到一间妇产科。医生问妇人说：BABY是吃母乳还是牛奶啊? 妇人：吃母乳! 医生：那请你把衣服脱下来。 妇人：啊?为什么? 医生：请你不用紧张，这里是妇产科，绝不会对你有任何侵犯的。 妇人半信半疑的脱去了上衣。 医生用他的手在妇人的胸部上摸摸，下摸摸，左搓搓，右揉揉。对这妇人说：难怪BABY会营养不良，你根本就没有母乳嘛! 妇人：废话!我当然没有母乳，我是BABY的小姨!