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关于短小英文小笑话篇1

A Jealous Wife

There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn’tfind hairs on his jackets she yelled at him," Great, so now you're cheating on me with a baldwoman!"

从前有个妻子醋劲很大。一天晚上丈夫回家，她没有从他衣服上找到头发，于是大叫：“好啊，现在你开始和秃头的女人骗我了!”

The next night, when she didn’t smell any perfume, she yelled again by saying, "She’s not onlybald, but she’s too cheap to buy any perfume!"

第二天晚上，她没有从丈夫衣服上闻到香水味，于是又大叫：“她不但是个秃头，而且很穷酸，连香水都不买。”

关于短小英文小笑话篇2

I Got an A in Maths

我数学得了A

Thomas is showing his report card to his father, who looks delighted. Father calls to his wife, "Hey, Marion, come and look at this report -- I got an A in Maths.

托马斯把自己的成绩单拿给爸爸看，爸爸高兴的叫妻子：“嗨，玛丽恩，快来看这张成绩单-我数学得了A。”

关于短小英文小笑话篇3

All I do is pay

我要做的一切就是付钱

"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "My wife is the minister of finance,my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."

布朗先生告诉同事说：“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长，我女儿是外交秘书。”

"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your

position?"

“听上去挺有意思的，”他的同事说，“那你的职务是什么呢?”

"I’m the people. All I do is pay."

“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”

关于短小英文小笑话篇4

Two Americans laid a wreath on a comrade's grave and saw, nearby, a Japanese laying rice onthe grave of a countryman. One American asked, "When do you expect your comrade to comeand eat that rice?"

两个美国人在一个朋友的墓前献上鲜花，这时他们看到附近一个日本人在朋友的墓前放了一些米饭。一个美国人问道：“你觉得你的朋友什么时候能来吃这些米饭呢?”

The Japanese replied, "When your friend comes to smell his flowers."

日本人答道：“当你的朋友来闻这些花香的时候。”