简短的双语英语笑话摘抄

冷笑话是近年来颇为流行的一种语言现象,主要以机智、幽默著称。小编精心收集了简短的双语英语笑话，供大家欣赏学习!

简短的双语英语笑话篇1

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Johnny divided a piece of pie into two pieces, kept the bigger piece for himself and gave the smaller piece to his sister.

强尼把一块派一分为二，把大的留给自己，小的给他妹妹。

"Hey," said his sister, "if I'd divided the pie, I would have kept the smaller piece for myself. "

“嘿，如果是我来分那块派，我会把小的留给我自己，”妹妹说。

"Well, that's what you got, so what are you complaining about?"

“你不是分到小块的吗，还抱怨什么呢?”

简短的双语英语笑话篇2

小孩子实在了不起!

Mother got on the train with Little Johnny and Little Ronny.

妈妈和小强尼、小罗尼一起搭乘火车。

Little Johnny was full of questions, as usual: "What's an emergency brake, Mommy?"

小强尼一如往常问东问西，“妈咪，什么是紧急煞车?"

“Why did that policeman ask to see our tickets?"

“为什么那位警察叔叔要看我们的车票?"

"Why can't I lean out the window?" etc.

“为什么身体不能伸出窗外?"等等诸如此类问题。

His mother was becoming ever more exasperated.

妈妈实在忍不住要发脾气了。

Finally, Little Johnny asked, "What was that last station we stopped at, Mommy?"

最后小强尼又问：“妈咪，刚刚火车停靠的是哪一站?”

"I don't know, Johnny, and will you please stop pestering me? I'm trying to read."

“我不知道，强尼，你可不可以不要烦我，我正在看书呢!”

A few minutes of silence passed. Then Johnny said, "It's too bad you don't know what stationthat was, cause that's where Little Ronny got off."

一阵安静后，强尼说：“真糟糕，你竟然不知道罗尼下车的哪个车站。"

简短的双语英语笑话篇3

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Why worry?

何必忧虑呢?

Really, you have only two things:to worry about-either you are sick or you are well.

真的，你只有两件事要担心，你不是会生病就是身体健康。

If you are well, you have nothing to worry about.

如果你身体健康，那么就没什么好担心的。

and if you are sick, you have only two things to worry about-either you get well or you die.

如果生病的话，只要担忧两件事，你不是康复就是死亡。

If you get well, you have nothing to worry about.

如果你康复的话，什么也不必担心。

and if you die, you have only two things to worry about-either you go to heaven or you go tohell.

如果不幸死亡的话，你只要担心两件事，你不是上天堂就是下地狱。

If you go to heaven, you have nothing to worry about.

如果上天堂，什么也不需要你担忧。

and if you go to hell,you'll be so busy shaking hands with old friends, you won't have time toworry !

要是下地狱的话，你会忙着和老朋友握手寒暄，连担忧事情的时间都没有!