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关于小学英语笑话：The biggest in the world

Peter dozed off while his teacher was talking.

Teacher: Peter! Tell us, what's the biggest in the world?

Peter: Well, well....eyelids....

Teacher: What? Eyelids?

Peter: Yes, sir. Because as soon as I shut my eyes, the eyelids cover everything of the world.

关于小学英语笑话：All lovely except the music

A keen(敏锐的，渴望的) young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music, so she arranged an outing to an afternoon concert.

To make the occasion even more memorable, she treated everyone to lemonade(柠檬水) , cake, chocsandices.

Just as the party was getting back into their coach, she said to little Sally, "Have you enjoyed yourself today, honey?"

"Oh, yes, miss" said Sally, "It was lovely. All except the music, that is."

关于小学英语笑话：The climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

关于小学英语笑话：Who discovered Australia

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's here, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

关于小学英语笑话：Wrong number

A teenage girl had been talking on the phone for about thirty minutes, and then shehung up.

"Wow!" said her father, "That was short. You usually talk for two hours. What happened?"

"Wrong number," replied the girl.