英语小笑话_简单的英文笑话

2017-03-24

冷笑话一般指笑话本身因为无聊、谐音字、翻译、或省去主语、不同逻辑、断语或特殊内容等问题,或由于表演者语气或表情等原因,导致一个笑话不能达到好笑的目的,较难引人发笑而成冷场。下面是小编带来的简单的英文小笑话,欢迎阅读!

简单的英文小笑话篇一

说实话

One Sunday morning a minister apologized to his congregation for the bandage on his face. "I was thinking about my sermon while shaving,”he explained," and cut my face.”

一个星期天的早上,牧师向公众道歉自己脸上的胶布,“刮脸的时候,我在考虑我的说教词,”他解释着,“所以就把脸划破了。”

Afterward,in the collection plate,he found a note:"Next time,why not think about your face and cut the sermon. "

布道之后,在捐款盘上,他发现一个纸条,上面写着:“下次,为什么不考虑一下你的脸,而把说教词划了呢?"

简单的英文小笑话篇二

忠告

My father's health was greatly impaired after a serious operation,but his sense of humor vwas intact.

手术后,我父亲的健康状况有所下降,但他的幽默感却依然如故。

"Teddy,"the doctor told him,"you know you won't be able to work the way you've been used to."

“泰德,”医生对父亲说:“你知道,你可不能像以前那样工作了。”

" Well,doctor,"said my father,"if I won't be able to work the way I've been used to,you won't be able to charge me the way you've been used to !"

“大夫,”我父亲说:“如果我不能像以前那样工作,你也不能像以前那样向我索价了。”

简单的英文小笑话篇三

我还多一个!

I was asked in by the company commander to explain why a report was in error:. "Sir;"I said,"you have to understand that I have four-idiots working for me."

我被叫到经理办公室,经理问我为什么在报告中出了个错。“先生,”我说:“你必须了解,我有四个白痴下属.”

He looked up from his desk-and said,"You are lucky. I have five idiots working for me.”

经理抬起头

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