外国英语幽默笑话精粹

2016-11-12

下面是小编整理的外国英语幽默笑话精粹,欢迎大家阅读!

外国英语幽默笑话一:蘑菇与毒蕈(中英)

Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?

年少的童子军:我怎样才能把蘑菇和毒覃区别开呢?

Older Scout:Just eat one before you go to bed.

年长的童子军:上床前吃一个。

If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.

如果你第二天早上醒来,那就是蘑菇。

外国英语幽默笑话精粹

外国英语幽默笑话二:你会怎么办?

Son: Mum ,if someone broke your best. vase what would you do?

儿子:妈妈,如果有人打碎了你最好的花瓶,你会怎么办?

Mum: I'd spank him and send him to bed without any supper!

妈妈:我要揍他,还不让他吃晚饭就去睡觉!

Son: Well,you' d better get the slipper. Dad's just broken it !

儿子:好了,你准备好拖鞋吧,爸爸刚把那只花瓶摔碎了。

外国英语幽默笑话三:哭泣的饲养员(中英)

A visitor to the zoo noticed one of the keepers sobbing quietly in a corner and on inquiry was told that the elephant had died.

一名参观动物园的游客注意到一名饲养员正躲在角落里默默地哭泣。他问是怎么回事,别人告诉他大象死了。

"Fond of him,was he?"the visitor asked.

“他很喜欢那头大象,是吧?”游客问道。

"It's not that,"came the reply. "He's the chap who has to dig the grave."

“并非如此,”那人回答说,“他负责给大象挖墓穴。”

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