超尴尬的英文冷笑话大全
笑话一般指短小、滑稽的故事,是一种民间口头创作形式,在民间文化中以口口相传的形式传播。下面是小编带来的超尴尬的英文冷笑话，欢迎阅读!
超尴尬的英文冷笑话篇一
Excuse for Speeding
Harry and Lloyd were speeding down the road. A police car pulled them over.
"Why on earth were you driving so fast?" the policeman yelled.
"Our brakes are no good, so we wanted to get there before we had an accident!"
赶紧到达那里
哈里与劳埃德超速行驶，一辆警车拦住了他们。
“你们为什么开那么快?”警官喊道。
“我们的刹车不好，因此我们想在发生事故前赶紧到达目的地。”
超尴尬的英文冷笑话篇二
A Life for a Life
The English author, Richard Savage, was once living inLondon in great poverty. In order to earn a little money he hadwritten the story of his life, but not many copies of the bookhad been sold in the shops, and Savage was living from hand tomouth. As a result of his lack of food he became very ill, but after a time, owing to the skill of the doctor who had lookedafter him, he got well again.
After a week or two the doctorsent a bill to Savage for his visits, but poor Savage hadn't anymoney and couldn't pay it. The doctor waited for another month and sent the bill again. But still no money came. Afterseveral weeks he sent it to him again asking for his money. Inthe end he came to Savage's house and asked him for payment, saying to Savage, “You know you owe your life to me and Iexpected some gratitude from you.”
“I agree,” said Savage, “that I owe my life to you, and toprove to you that I am not ungrateful for your work I will givemy life to you.”
With these words he handed to him two volumes entitled,The life of Richard Savage.
以“命”抵命
英国作家理查德·萨维奇一度在伦敦过着贫困潦倒的生活，为了赚几个钱，他曾写了有关他自己生平的故事。但是这部书在书店里并没有卖出几本，萨维奇过着朝不保夕的日子。由于缺乏食物，他病得很厉害。后来，由于给他治疗的那个医生的高明医术，他才又恢复了健康。
过了一两个星期之后，医生给萨维奇送来了一张讨要诊费的帐单，但是贫穷的萨维奇没有钱来偿付。医生等了一个月后又送来了帐单，但仍然未索回分文。几个星期之后，他又送来帐单要钱。最后，医生本人来到了萨维奇的家中，对他说：“你明白，你是欠我一条命的，我希望你有所报答。”
“是的，”萨维奇说，“我是欠你一条命，为了向你证明我对你的诊治不是不报答，我将把我的命给你。”
说着这番话，萨维奇递给医生两卷书，名叫《理查德·萨维奇的一生》。
超尴尬的英文冷笑话篇三
I didn't know that I was so far
A big battle was going on during the First World War. Guns were firing, and shells andbullets were flying about everywhere. After an hour of this, one of the soldiers decidedthat the fighting was getting too dangerous for him, so he left the front line and began to go away from the battle. After he had walked for an hour, he saw an officer coming towards him. The officer stopped him and said, “ where are you going?”
“I'm trying to get as far away as possible from the battle that's going on behind us, sir,” the soldier answered.
“Do you know who I am?” the officer said to him angrily. “I'm your commanding officer.”
The soldier was very surprised when he heard this and said, “My God, I didn't know that I was so far back already!”
我想不到已经往回跑了这么远
第一次世界大战期间，一场大战役正在进行。枪炮轰鸣，炮弹和子弹到处乱飞。这样过了一个小时后，一个士兵认定战斗对他来说变得太危险了，所以他离开前线开始逃离战场。步行了一个小时之后，他看见一个军官向他走过来。那军官叫住他说：“你要到哪儿去?”
“长官，我正尽可能远地躲开我们身后正在进行的战役，”士兵回答说。
“你知道我是谁吗?”军官生气地对他说：“我是你的指挥官。”
那士兵听到此话感到非常惊讶，说：“天哪，我想不到我已经往回跑了这么远了!”
超尴尬的英文冷笑话篇四
Why Is He Howling
Dentist: Please stop howling. I haven't even touched your tooth yet.
Patient: I know, but you are standing on my foot!
他为什么喊
牙医：请你不要再喊了!我还没碰你的牙呢。
病人：我知道，可是你正踩着我的脚呀!