英语经典笑话带翻译

2016-12-12

英语经典笑话翻译1

One day，the teacher walked into her classroom and announced to the class that on each Friday，she will ask a question of the class and anyone who answers correctly doesn't have to go to school the following Monday.

老师走进教室，向同学们宣布说，以后每星期五她都会问大家一个问题，谁答对了下星期一就不用上课。

One the first Friday，the teacher asked，"how many grains of sand are there on the beach?”Needless to say，no one could answer.The following Friday, the teacher asks the class，“How many stars are there in the sky?”and no one could answer.

第一个星期五，老师问:“沙滩上有多少粒沙子?”不用说，没人答得上来。第二个星期五，老师问:‘天上有多少颗星星?”还是没人答得上来。

Frustrated，little Johnny decided that the next Friday，he would somehow answer the question and get a three-day weekend. So on Thursday night, Johnny took two ping一gong balls and painted them black. The next day, he brought them to school in a paper bag. At the end of the day，just when the teacher said，"here’s this weekend’s question，"Johnny emptied the bag to floor，sending the ping一pong balls rolling to the front of the room.

小强尼沮丧极了，他决定下星期五设法回答出老师的问题，过一次连续三天的周末。星期四晚上，强尼找了两个乒乓球，并把它们染成黑色。第二天，他把乒乓球装在了一个纸袋里带到了学校。这一天的课快结束的时候，老师说:“这一星期的问题是—”话还没说完，强尼就把乒乓球从纸袋里倒出来，把它们滚向讲台。

Because they were young kids who find any disruption of class amusingthe entire class started laughing.The teacher said，"OK，who's the comedian with the black balls?"Immediately，little Johnny stood up and said，"Johnny Henry，see you on Tuesday”

小孩子嘛，只要能打断老师的讲课，他们都会觉得好玩，于是全班哄堂大笑。老师问:“这些黑球是哪个捣蛋鬼的?”小强尼立刻站起来说:“是强尼·亨尼的，我答出来了，下星期二见!”

英语经典笑话翻译2

After the student delivered the pizza to old Ken's house，Ken asked，"What is the usual tip?”

"Well，”replied the youth，"this is my first trip here，but the other blokes say if I get 5p out of you，I’II be doing great.”

一个学生把比萨饼送到老肯恩家，肯恩问:“你一般要多少小费?”

"Is that sot”snorted Ken. "Well，just to show them how wrong they are，here’s five quid.”

年轻人答道:“我第一次到这边来，同事们说我要是能得到5便士就很不错了。”

"Thanks,”replied the youth，“I'll put this towards to my studies.”

“是吗?”肯恩哼了一声，“他们错了，给你5镑。”

"What are you studying”asked Ken.The lad smiled and said，"Applied psychology.”

“谢谢，”年轻人答道:“我会把这些用在我的研究上。”

snort

“你学什么的?”肯恩问道。年轻人笑着说:“应用心理学。”

英语经典笑话翻译3

One day，a teacher took his pupils to a chicken farm to pay a visit. When they came near the incubator，a chick just got out of it’s eggshell.

老师带学生到养鸡场参观，当他们走近孵化器时，刚好一只小鸡破壳而出。

"It's wonderful to see a little thing come out from the eggshell，isn't it's it?”the teacher said.

“看见一个小生命从蛋壳里出来，很奇妙，是不是?”老师说。

"Yes，sir，"said one of the boys，“But it would be more wonderful if we knew that how a chick gets into its eggshell beforehand.”

“是的，老师，”一个男学生说，“可是，如果我们知道它是怎样事先钻进蛋壳里的那就更奇妙了。”

英语经典笑话翻译4

A Sunday school teacher was telling her pupils the importance of making others glad."Now，children，"said she，"has anyone of you ever made someone else glad?"

学校的老师正在对学生讲使别人高兴的重要性。“现在，孩子们，”她说:“她们当中有谁让别人高兴过?”

"Please，teacher:said a small boy，:I’ve made someone glad yesterday."

“我，老师，”一个小男孩说:“昨天我就使别人高兴过。”

"Well done. Who was that”

“做得好。是谁呢?”

"My granny."

“我奶奶。”

"Good boy. Now tell us how you made your grandmother glad."

“好孩子。现在告诉我们，你是怎样使你奶奶高兴的。”

"Please，teacher，I went to see her yesterday，and stayed with her three hours.Then I said to her，‘Granny, I’m going home’，and she said，‘Well，I'm glad!’”

“是这样的，老师。我昨天去看她，在她那儿待了三个小时。然后我跟她说:‘奶奶，我要回家了。’她说:‘啊，我很高兴!’”