简单的英语小笑话故事

一篇好的笑话,总是以短小的篇幅、精炼的语言、讽刺的手法,表达一个引人发笑的故事,在笑中寓有深义,发人深思,促人战斗,使人猛醒。下面是小编带来的简单的英语小笑话故事，欢迎欣赏!

简单的英语小笑话故事篇1

Mary was so disgusted at her husband's cigarette smoking that she complained to him one day.‘I hope that all the cigarette factories will catch fire someday .’‘Don't worry ,dear. All the cigarettes will be on fire sooner or later .’He said with a smile.

玛丽非常讨厌丈夫吸烟，一天她对丈夫抱怨说：“我希望有一天所有卷烟厂都失火。”“不用担心，亲爱的，所有的烟卷迟早都会点着的。”他笑着说

简单的英语小笑话故事篇2

He says: "God,what is a million dollars to you?"and God says: "A penny,then the man says: "God,what is a million years to you?”and God says: ¨a second", then the man says: “God,can I have a penny ?"and God says:"In a second."

他问：“主啊，一百万美元对你意味着多少?”上帝回答：¨一便士。” 男子又问：“那一百万年呢，?”上帝说：“一秒钟。”最后男子请求道：”上帝，我能得到一便士吗?“上帝回答：“过一秒钟。”

简单的英语小笑话故事篇3

A distinguished clergyman and the elders from his congregation attended an out-of-town meeting that did not finish until rather late. They decided to have something to eat before going home, but unfortunately the only spot open was a seedy bar-and-grill with a questionable reputation. After being served, one of the elders asked the clergyman to say grace. 'I'd rather not ,the clergyman said, ‘I don't want him to know l'm here.'

一位著名牧师和他教区的几位老人出席城外会议，他们直到天黑才开完会。于是打算在回家前吃点东西。但很不巧只有一家名声不好的下等酒吧烤菜馆开着门。饭后，一位老人要牧师祈祷。“我想我是免了，“牧师说。”我不想让主知道我在这里。”

简单的英语小笑话故事篇4

Tom:William has asked me for a loan of five pounds. Should I be doing right in lending it to him?

汤姆：威廉向我借五英镑。我该不该借给他?

Jack: Certainly.

杰克：当然应该了。

Tom:And why?

汤姆：为什么?

Jack: Because otherwise he would try to borrow lt from me.

杰克：否则他就该跟我借了。