2016最新英语冷笑话大全

在人们的日常生活及交往当中，笑话无处不在。它作为一个普遍现象，受到了不同领域学者的关注，研究涉及心理学、哲学、修辞学、社会学等众多学科。下面是小编带来的2016最新英语冷笑话，欢迎阅读!

2016最新英语冷笑话篇一

Adam's suit

Johnny was looking at an old family Bible when something fell out.

约尼正在看一本家族圣经，突然有什么东西从书中掉了出来。

He picked it up and looked at it closely. It was a leaf that had been pressed in the pages. 他捡起来仔细地看，原来是一片加在书页中的树叶。

His mom came along and asked, "What do you have there Johnny?"

这时，他的妈妈走过来问：“你拿的是什么?约尼?”

Johnny replied, "I think it's Adam's suit."

约尼回答说：“我想，这应该是亚当的衣服。”

2016最新英语冷笑话篇二

Excuse for speeding

A cop pulled a car over on the highway for speeding.

警察在高速上拦下一辆超速的车。

When he asked for the driver's license, the driver argued, "Speeding? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car and the car in back of me."

当他要驾驶员的驾照时，驾驶员辩称，“超速，但是警官，我刚才只是想和我后边的车保持安全距离。”

2016最新英语冷笑话篇三

Little Voice

A man was mowing his lawn when he heard his neighbor, who happened to be a blonde, come out of her house. She opened her mailbox, looked inside and slammed it shut. She stompedher foot and went back inside. The man thought ''how weird.''

一个男人正在除草，听见他的邻居正好走出家门。这个邻居恰好是个金发碧眼美女。她打开邮箱，往里面