英语笑话大全——爆笑三则带翻译

我不喜欢她

Bob goes to a new school.

鲍勃的去了所新学校。

One day he comes back, “Bob, do you like your new teacher?” hismother asks.

一天， 他回到家，他妈妈问他：“你喜欢你的新老师吗?”

“I don’t like her, Mother. Because first she says that three and three is six, and then she says that two and four is six, too.”

“不，我不喜欢她，妈妈。因为她先说3加3等于6，然后她又说2加4等于6.”

醉酒

One day, a father and his little son were going home. At this age, the boy was interested in all kinds of things and was always asking questions.

一天，父亲与小儿子一块儿回家。这个孩子正处于那种对什么事都很感兴趣的年龄，老是有提不完的问题。

Now, he asked, "What's the meaning of the word 'Drunk', dad?"

他向父亲发问道：“爸爸，‘醉’字是什么意思?”

"Well, my son," his father replied, "look, there are standing two policemen. If I regard the two policemen as four then I am drunk."

“唔，孩子，”父亲回答说，“你瞧那儿站着两个警察。如果我把他们看成了四个，那么我就算醉了。”

"But, dad," the boy said, " there's only ONE policeman!"

“可是，爸爸，”孩子说，“那儿只有一个警察呀!”

明天早上数

It's a night. John is looking at the sky.

这是一个晚上。约翰抬头看着天空。

Tom is John’s younger brother. He asks John “What are you doing?”

汤姆是约翰的弟弟。他问约翰：“你在干什么?”

John says, “I’m counting stars.”

约翰说：“我在数星星。”

Tom laughs and says, “It’s really dark now. Why not count them tomorrow morning?”

汤姆笑着说：“现在天空太黑了。你为什么不等到明天早上再数呢?”