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关于爆笑英语笑话篇一

several weeks after our son began his freshman year at alma college in michigan, my husband and i decided to visit him. i was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. when we arrived at the dorm, however, i was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "forgot we were coming, didn't you?" i teased.

我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。

"are you kidding?" he replied, "why else would i have bothered to clean?"

“开什么玩笑?”，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”

关于爆笑英语笑话篇二

a shoplifter(商店扒手) was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from a jewelry store. "listen," said the shoplifter, "i know you don't want any trouble either. what do you say i just buy the watch, and we forget about this?"

一个小偷在一家珠宝店企图偷走一只手表的时候被当场擒获。“听着，”小偷说，“我知道你们也不想惹麻烦。我把这只表买下，然后我们就当什么也没发生，你看怎样?”

the manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip. the crook(骗子，坏蛋) looked at the slip and said, "this is a little more than i intended to spend."

经理表示同意，然后列了一张售货单。小偷看着单子说道：“这比我最初的预算稍稍高了一点，你们还有没有便宜一点儿东西。"

关于爆笑英语笑话篇三

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll(滑稽的) sense of humor. Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring, so I don't mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they're still running."

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”

关于爆笑英语笑话篇四

hanging in the hallway at whites high school in wabash, ind., and the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. a player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year - "62-63", "63-64", "64-65", etc.

位于印第安那州瓦巴西的怀兹中学，其门厅里悬挂着过去四十年间样篮球队的照片。每幅照片前排中间的队员举着一个篮球，上面标明年份-“62-63”，“63-64”，“64-65”等等。

one day i spotted a freshman looking curiously at the photos. turning to me, he said, "isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"

一天，我看到一个新生很困惑地看着照片。他朝我转过身来，说道：“多奇怪呀，这些队都是以一分之差输掉的!"