简单的英文笑话带翻译

电脑网络里大量的网络笑话被创作和传播，成为了国际民间文学领域新的拓展。下面是小编带来的简单的英文笑话带翻译，欢迎阅读!

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You Never Called

A guy spots his doctor in the mall. He stops him and says, "Six weeks ago when I was in your office, you told me to go home, get into bed and stay there until you called. But you never called. "

"I didn't?" the doctor says." Then what are you doing out of bed?"

Notes:

(1) spot v.(从很多人或物中)认出;看出

(2) mall n.集市

Exercises:

根据短文选择正确答案：

① Where did the guy see his doctor?

A. in the barber's

B. in the shopping center

C. at the railway station

D. in the hospital

② How long had it been since the guy went to see the doctor?

A. two weeks

B. three weeks

C. more than a month

D. more than two months

③ What had the doctor told him to do?

A. to stay in bed

B. to have a nice sleep

C. to go home

D. to call him again

④ We can see from this passage that_____ .

A. the doctor had played a trick on the guy

B. the guy must have stayed in bed for a long time

C. the guy was very angry with the doctor

D. the doctor did call upon the guy

⑤ What had been the guy's problem?

A. He had caught a cold.

B. He had had a mental problem.

C. He needed a good rest.

D. He had been homesick.

73.从未来访

一人在购物中心偶遇他的医生。他走上前去说：“六周以前我在你的办公室，你告诉我让我回家去卧床直到你来访。但你从未来访。”

“我没去吗?”医生说，“那你现在下床干什么?”

练习参考答案：

①B②C③A④B⑤C

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A Vacation Cruise

One stupid guy reads an ad about a vacation cruise that costs only $ 100.After he signs up and pays, the travel agent hits him with a bat, knocks him unconscious and throws him out the back door into the river. Soon another guy comes in, pays his fee and gets the same treatment

Fifteen minutes later, as the two are floating down the river together, the first man says, "I wonder if they're serving any food on this cruise."

"I don' t know, the second guy replied. "They didn't last year."

Notes:

(1) cruise n.乘船巡游;巡航

(2) sign up签约

(3) bet n.棒

(4) unconscious adj.没有知觉的;不省人事的

Exercises:

根据短文判断下列句子正(T)、(F)：

① The first man heard about the cheap vacation cruise.

② The first man is knocked unconscious and carried unto a ship.

③ The second guy doesn't have to pay since he was on the cruise last year.

④ The second guy comes about 15 minutes later than the first man.

⑤ The second guy was even more foolish than the first.

74.假日巡航游

一愚笨之人读到一则假日巡航游只须花100元的广告。在他签了字付了款后，旅游经纪人用棒猛击了他一下，把他打昏了过去，并把他从后门扔进了河里。不久又来了一个人，付了钱并得到了相同的待遇。

十五分钟后，这两个人一起向河的下游漂去。第一个人说：“不知道他们这次巡航游是否提供食物。”

“不知道，”第二个人说道，“去年是没有的。”

练习参考答案：

①F②F③F④T⑤T

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This Way to Request

I had fallen and dislocated my elbow, which made writing checks for my small business nearly impossible. I called my bank to explain that the signature on my checks would look odd due to my accident, and would they please horror them anyway.

"Okay," said the woman on the phone, "but you' 11 have to write a letter to the bank telling them that you are requesting this. "

Notes:

(1) dislocate v.脱离原位;使脱臼

(2) signature n.签名

(3) due to由于

(4) honor v.承认并如期支付

Exercises:

根据短文填空：

① I had fallen and_____ my elbow.

② It made writing checks for my small business_____ impossible.

③ I called my bank to_____ that the signature _____my checks would look odd due to my accident.

④ "Okay," said the woman_____ the phone.

⑤ But you'll have to write a letter to the bank _____them that you are requesting this.

75.如是请求

我摔倒了，肘骨脱臼了。这使得我几乎不能给我的小生意签账单了。我打电话给银行解释说由于事故，账单上我的签名看起来会有些古怪，并请求他们无论如何给予承兑。

“好的，”电话中的女子说，“但你必须给银行写封信，告诉他们你在作此项请求。”

练习参考答案：

① dislocated ② nearly ③ explain; on ④ on ⑤ telling