正能量的幽默英语笑话大全

近年来在互联网上流行起一种新的语言现象——冷笑话。冷笑话是后现代主义思潮在语言中的一种反映形式。小编整理了正能量的幽默英语笑话，欢迎阅读!

正能量的幽默英语笑话篇一

Waste or Save

Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wastingtime?

Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven' I?

浪费还是节约

父亲：噢，杰克，你又睡了一上午。难道你不知道你这是在浪费时间吗?

杰克：我知道，爸爸。可我还给您节省了一顿饭呢，是不是?

正能量的幽默英语笑话篇二

Gravely ill, a man went to the doctor with his wife. After the examination the physicianmotioned for the wife to meet him in the hallway.

"Your husband is very sick, " the doctor said, "but there are three things you can do to ensurehis survival. First, fix him three healthful, delicious meals a day. Next, give him a stress-freeenvironment , and don't complain about anything. Finally, make passionate love to him everyday.

On the drive home the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?"

"I'm sorry, " she said, "but you're not going to make it."

一个人得了重病，妻子伴随他去看医生。检查过后，医生示意病人的妻子到走廊见他。

“你丈夫病得很重，”医生说，“但有三件事可保住他的性命。第一，一日三餐，要营养美味。第二，给他一个轻松的环境，不要抱怨。第三，每天都对他倾注炽热的爱。”

在驱车回家的路上，丈夫问道：“医生说了什么?”

“很遗憾，”妻子说，“你活不成了。”

正能量的幽默英语笑话篇三

"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother.

“我们有毒吗?”一个年幼的蛇问它的母亲。

"Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?"

“是的，宝贝”，她回答说，“你问这个干什么?”

"Because I've just bitten my tongue! "

“因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”