爆笑简短的英语笑话大全

2017-03-12

笑话是民族文化不可或缺的一部分。透过笑话我们可以看到一个民族的生存环境、生活方式、社会关系和心理特征等等。小编精心收集了爆笑简短的英语笑话,供大家欣赏学习!

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇1

Girl: You would be a good dancer except for two things.

Boy: What are the two things?

Girl: Your feet.

Submitted by Bob Waldman

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇2

A family of mice were surprised by a big cat. Father Mouse jumped and and said, "Bow-wow!" The cat ran away. "What was that, Father?" asked Baby Mouse. "Well, son, that's why it's important to learn a second language."

Submitted by BH LEE

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇3

My friend said he knew a man with a wooden leg named Smith.

So I asked him "What was the name of his other leg?"

(Try this one with your students the next time you are teaching a lesson that includes this type of grammer.)

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇4

The doctor to the patient: 'You are very sick'

The patient to the doctor: 'Can I get a second opinion?'

The doctor again: 'Yes, you are very ugly too...'

I use this joke for retelling in reported speech.

Submitted by: Adriana Luchetti

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇5

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts."

The doctor asks, "What do you mean?"

The man says, "When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts."

The doctor says, "I know what's wrong with you - you've broken your finger!"

Submitted by Sean McLoughlin

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇6

Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.

Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Submitted by: Irene Pellegrini

爆笑简短的英语笑话篇7

Patient: Doctor! You've got to help me! Nobody ever listens to me. No one ever pays any attention to what I have to say.

Doctor: Next please!

Submitted by Marco Morales, Mexico

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