两人英语幽默对话
下面是小编整理的一些关于have用法总结，希望对大家有帮助。
两人英语幽默对话：
男:Hello, I’m Ben. May I ask you some questions?
女:Sure.
男:What is your father’s name?
女:Happy!
男:Then, What is your mother’s name?
女:Smile!
男:Are you joking?
女:No! That’s my sister! I am Kidding. By the way, are you a census staff?
男:Of course not.
女:Go ahead.
男:OK. Your name is Kidding. Kidding, I'm going to start a
band. Will you join us?
女:Sure, Ben. I'd love to be in a band
男:OK, good. Which instrument do you play? I heard that you
can play piano very well.
女:Piano? I don't play an instrument actually.
男:What are you good at?
女:I sing. I like music with great lyrics.
男: So do I. Who else do you think can join us?
女:Well, Dave is supposed to be a good one
. 男:Really? What does he like?
女:He prefers quiet music.
男:Good. How about Harry? He plays the guitar, doesn’t he?
女:Yes, but Harry loves loud music such as disco .
男:That's OK. I often go to disco with my friends.
女:You mean we can play both loud music and quiet music?
男:Why not?
女:What kind of music style do you prefer, Ben?
男:Oh, I like music that I can dance to. But we have one problem with our band
女:what is it?
男:I'm not a musician and I can't sing.
女:Are you joking?
男:No, that’s your sister’s name. Just now I was kidding.
女:Well, that makes sense?!
两人英语幽默对话：
A:what is your name? 你叫啥名?
B:Hu胡(谐音:谁)
A:you~你
B:Hu~胡
A:Who?谁?
B:yes, I am~是，我就是
A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字
B:Hu胡啊
A:You!你!
B:Yes, my name是啊，我的名字啊
A:So tell me about it那就告诉我啊
B:Hu!胡!
A:You! What is your name!? 你!你叫啥名?!
B:Hu is my name!我就叫胡
A:O~哦
两人英语幽默对话：
Teacher: Why are you late, Frank?
Frank : Because of the sign.
Teacher: What sign?
Frank : The one that says “School Ahead, Go Slow”.
老师: Frank, 说为什么你迟到了.
Frank: 因为,,因为那个标志.
老师: 神马标志??
Frank: 那个写着,前方是学校, 慢行!!的标志...
两人英语幽默对话：
Teacher: Clyde, your composition on “My Dog” is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy his?
Clyde : No sir, it’s the same dog.
老师: clyde, 你的作文"我的狗狗"里写的东西和你哥哥写得一模一样. 你是不是抄袭了他的?
Clyde: 不是这样的,老师! 我们俩养的是同一只狗狗.
两人英语幽默对话：I Wasn't Asleep
When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
我没有睡着
当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒!”
“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
“没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”
两人英语幽默对话：The poor husband
"You can't imagine how difficult it is for me to deal with my wife," the man complained to his friend. "She asks me a question, then answers it herself, and after that she explained to me for half an hour why my answer is wrong.
可怜的丈夫
“你根本无法想象和我妻子打交道是多么的难，”一个男人对他的朋友诉苦说，“她问我一个问题，然后自己回答了，过后又花半个小时跟我解释为什么我的答案是错的。”
两人英语幽默对话：Where is the father?
Two brothers were looking at some beautiful paintings.
"Look," said the elder brother. "How nice these paintings are!"
"Yes," said the younger, "but in all these paintings there is only the mother and the children. Where is the father?"
The elder brother thought for a moment and then explained, "Obviously he was painting the pictures."
父亲在哪儿?
兄弟俩在看一些漂亮的油画。
“看，”哥哥说，“这些画多漂亮呀!”
“是啊，”弟弟说道，“可是在所有这些画中，只有妈妈和孩子。那爸爸去哪儿了呢?”
哥哥想了会...... 你也有这样的遭遇啊……我们是要做直升报告的……我初二、现在也在找文……
A：What’s on your hand?
你受手上的是什么?
B：Watch.
手表。
A：How to spell that?
怎么拼?
B：T-H-A-T~
T,H,A,T.
两人英语幽默对话：
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea?
猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢?
A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys.
猴子身上可以长跳蚤，而跳蚤身上却不能有猴子。
两人英语幽默对话：
George comes from school on the first of September.
9月1日， 乔治放学回到家里。
"George, how did you like your new teacher?" asked his mother.
"乔治，你喜欢你们的新老师吗?" 妈妈问。
"I didn't like her, Mother, because she said that three and three were six and then she said that two and four were six too....."
"妈妈，我不喜欢，因为她说3加3得6, 可后来又说2加4也得6。"