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笑话作为一种城市化的民间口头创作体裁,是一种重要的交际手段。小编整理了有关小学英语小笑话故事，欢迎阅读!

有关小学英语小笑话故事篇一

The hostess apologized to her unexpected guest for serving an apple一pie without any cheese. The little boy of the family left the room quietly for a moment and returned with a piece of cheese which he laid on the guest’s plate. The visitor smiled，put the cheese into his mouth and then said: "You must have better eyes than your mother, sonny. Where did you find the cheese? "In the rat一trap, sir,”replied the boy.

由于客人在吃苹果馅饼时，家里没有奶酪了，于是女主人向他表示了歉意。这家的小男孩看到这种情形后悄悄地离开了屋子。过了一会儿，他拿着一片奶酪回到房间，把奶酪放在客人的盘子里。客人微笑着把奶酪放进嘴里说:“孩子，你的眼睛就是比你妈妈的好。你在哪里找到的奶酪?”“在捕鼠夹上，先生。”那小男孩说。

有关小学英语小笑话故事篇二

The two boys were camping in the backyard. When they couldn’t figure out what time it was, first boy said to the second，"Start singing very loud..”

两个男孩子在后院露营，他们不知道到了晚上几点钟了。于是，一个男孩对另外一个说:“我们开始大声唱歌就行了。”

"How will that help?" said the second boy.

“那就会知道时间吗?”第二个男孩问。

“Just do it,” insisted the first.

“只管唱吧。”第一个坚持道。

Both boys broke into song, singing at the top of their lungs. Moments later, a neighbor threw open her window and shouted，"Keep it down! Don’t you know it’s three o’clock in the morning?"

两个孩子开始大声唱歌，过了一会儿，一个邻居打开窗户喊道:“小声点!你们不知道现在是凌晨三点吗?”

有关小学英语小笑话故事篇三

We were gathered together, all ten of us，for our widowed mother' s 80th birthday. The conversation was of early struggles, walking to work and saving up in clothing clubs, when my elder sister said, "Of course, we were bound to be poor because we were such a big family. Mom, why did you have so many children?"

我们总共十个人，聚在一起祝贺已成为寡妇的妈妈的八十岁生日。我们谈的话题是家里早年的艰辛，如走着去上班，在“新衣会”里存钱准备买衣裳等。这时我姐姐说:“当然，我们的生活没法子不艰难，因为我们家孩子太多了。妈妈，您为什么要生这么多的孩子呢?”

Mother looked around at us all and said ,"Well, where did you want to me to stop?

妈妈环视了我们一圈后说:“那么，你想让我在哪儿停住呢?”